Dum Dum Dum...Dumda Dum...Dumda Dum!!

That, my friends, is cult music!

It's the music for Darth Vader during his appearances in Star Wars! (He's like a WWE wrestler. Everytime he enters he has music playing...pretty awesome stuff...)

The name's Vader, Darth Vader i tell you! Really I can't think of any other character who is half as famous as the masked villian! (And....he' also one of the most popular! You find more people who like Darth Vader than ppl who like batman or superman i'm sure. Superman ppl prolly don't like cos he wears his undies outside and let's face it...that's kinda weird...)

The only other character in the Star Wars universe who gives any competition to Darth is Yoda. ("Competition give you i will...hmmm") And Yoda of course is famous for his unique way of talking....there's just something weirdly cool about inverting sentences. think about it....you go up to someone on the street and say..."Up the Fuck Shut!!"...just sounds so much more gangster no??

But i was just watching the whole series the other day....(All 6 movies...one after the other..) and i must say...it is quiet brilliant! You have to give them credit for coming up with something like this out of nowhere and making it so big. Especially since the first 3 movies didn't even have the full on special effects abilities of the later movies! And the characters are also some of the most well fleshed out characters in recent memory in books and movies....

That also explains why they are used so much even in advertising! I have seen a number of ads using Darth especially in various ways. And it is just unbelievable funny! I'm sure it does a lot for the brand as well to have association with Darth! (I'm sure Darth is also easier to work with than JK Rowling! that lady makes a killing on Harry Potter and is a walking talking business i tell you...but then again, when u create a world with the sort of following that HP has, i guess u don't want to give it away for free...but still!! Darth trumps HP any day.....)

So then, I was wondering...who what a conversation between batman, superman, darth vader, yoda, hp etc would be like...if they formed a group like the Avengers..(2 men, 2 jedi and a potter place??)


Superman: People all over the world need help and we will provide it. We will call ourselves the Supermen! that way..

Batman: (in a husky voice) who made you the leader?

Yoda: bad your throat is. Mine too. hmm hmm. Need some help we both do.

Superman: Look. focus guys. Yoda..we'll deal with ur issues later. For now we need to ...

(Music starts..."Dum dum dum...dumda dum..dumda dum...)

Superman: Christ...Really Darth...do you have to play that tape everytime you walk in. It's getting on my nerves..

DV: (Heavy breathing) don't underestimate the power of the dark side...

HP: Ok. Look i need to go beat this voldermort guy. and flirt with hermione while pretending that i would like her to get together with Ron, and there's ginny also.. Life's complicated as hell as it is...I really don't need this u know..

Yoda: 99 problems i have, but a bitch ain't one....

Batman: Alfred, get me some coffee please...looks like this will take a while...

Superman: Ok everybody..settle down. Right. Look i'm the leader bcos i can fly faster than a speeding bullet..and i'm the man of steel. and i...ahhhh...ahhh....

Yoda: Stop choking superman u must, darth vader.

HP: Yeah come on man....Expelliarmus!! (DV's arm comes off). Oh crap. Sorry....i forgot u have a prosthetic arm...

(Meanwhile, Alfred comes with coffee for everybody)

Yoda: Hmm Hmm..The force is strong in this coffee...like it I do...hmm hmm

(Suddenly...there' a crash and the roof collapses and Agent Smith comes through...)

Agent Smith: Hello Mr. Anderson! We meet again...our fates are....wait a min...what the hell..who are you guys? Where's NEO?

HP: You're in the wrong set. The Matrix set is next door.

Yoda: Dark glasses you wear i see. to the dark side you have gone...

DV: (Removing light saber) There's only one way to settle this...

Superman: Settle what? GOD! DV...you need to chill man!!

HP: Ok that's it i'm leaving...Accio Broomstick!



So as you can see...this isn't going to work...so i guess we can just stay happy about the avengers..

Anywho..that's it for now...see you all next time i will...